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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
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 Posted - 06/06/2006 : 13:00:49 [Permalink]
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ANTICHRIST WILL ANNOUNCE ON EVERY
TELEVISION SET ON PLANET EARTH
"YOU CALL ME BY MANY NAMES
AND TITLES, BUT I AM HE".
And in less than a month's time, Antichrist (The Beast) will Unite all of the world's religions, "Together as One", the fullfilment of the ancient Prophecy and Warning.
Well, the cat's outta the bag. I will leave my TV on 24/7 awaiting the announcment (assuming I am not raptured by some bizzarre heavnly accounting error).
Alternatively, I could buy the book from "Pastor" Harry...wait...you think this could be a stunt to sell a book? Nah... |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2006 : 13:06:13 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by pleco
Okay...MAITREYA MAITREYA....(etc......)....MAITREYA! Bring it on Lord Satan!
Phone: Ring.....
pleco: Hello?
Phone: This is the Whitehouse, we have a personal call to you from Presidient George W. Bush.  |
Diversity, independence, innovation and imagination are progressive concepts ultimately alien to the conservative mind.
"TAX AND SPEND" IS GOOD! (TAX: Wealthy corporations who won't go poor even after taxes. SPEND: On public works programs, education, the environment, improvements.) |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2006 : 17:56:47 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by pleco
Okay...
MAITREYA MAITREYA...
Many, many years ago in Dragon magazine (for role-playing games) there was a comic about a thief named Fineous Fingers and his exploits through dungeons and castles.
At one point, Fineous and one of his friends, Rolf, are stuck at a door in a dungeon. Fineous, being a theif, sets about picking the lock on the door. Rolf, since they're stuck, suddenly yells, "CROM! ODIN! ZEUS!" Fineous jumps up and whirls on him. "You idiot, you can't just call on the gods every time you get into trouble! What if I were to say ASMODEUS and..." POOOF! "You called?"
And so Fineous winds up bussing tables in Hell for a while. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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dglas
Skeptic Friend
Canada
397 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2006 : 18:04:19 [Permalink]
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Oh, c'mon, now! It wasn't that many years ago...
...was it?
Why is it so hard to remember?
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- dglas (In the hell of 1000 unresolved subplots...)
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The Presupposition of Intrinsic Evil
+ A Self-Justificatory Framework
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2006 : 11:07:04 [Permalink]
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I played golf yesterday. There were three of us playing together.
On the 6th hole our scores were 6, 6, 6. 
A couple days late, but there's got to be some significance, right?
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The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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