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Dr. Mabuse
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  10:46:31  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
I'd like to have a thread dedicated to collect Bible quotes/verses with classic content.

Like, what is the chapter and verse that the rock band Genesis used in one of their videos?

Then there was the one from Malachai regarding donkeys organs and sticky(?) substance from horses...

I never reacall the numbers of all those verses, and I wish to have this thread as a repository.

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Dr. Mabuse
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  11:20:01   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
Ok, I was mistaken...

Ezekiel 23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." (New International Version)



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Dr. Mabuse
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  13:36:24   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
From the video "Jesus He Knows Me" by Genesis:

Genesis 3:25 "..."

(there is no such verse, chapter 3 ends with verse 24)

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pleco
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  14:31:05   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit pleco's Homepage Send pleco a Private Message
From Ghostbusters:

Revelation 6:12 (thought he says 7:12 in the movie): And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

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trogdor
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  18:15:41   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send trogdor a Private Message
There is a new pastor in town, and he is out visiting his parishioners before his first sermon. All goes well until he sees one house in which someone is quite obviously home, but no one answers the door. Puzzled, the pastor takes out his card and on the back writes,

Revelations 3:20”

That Sunday, he sees the card in the collection plate. The card now reads:

“ Revelations 3:20”
“Genesis 3:10”


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H. Humbert
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  18:32:17   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message
Rev. 6:8 "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death."


--read aloud in the Clint Eastwood film Pale Rider.


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HalfMooner
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  18:45:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
I like the eventful little travelogue of Elisha in Kings 2. After repairing Jericho's municipal spring by casting salt into it, Elisha travels on:
quote:
2Ki 2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

2Ki 2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

2Ki 2:25 And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.
(King James Version.)

Such a just God, to so vigorously shield His chosen prophet from being called "baldy" by little kids! Forty-two of the little whippersnappers torn to pieces by bears! Now, that's a God acting with Godlike terror. It was such unrestrained divine power that first attracted me to the Judeo-Christian belief system.


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HalfMooner
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  18:49:57   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by trogdor

There is a new pastor in town, and he is out visiting his parishioners before his first sermon. All goes well until he sees one house in which someone is quite obviously home, but no one answers the door. Puzzled, the pastor takes out his card and on the back writes,

Revelations 3:20”

That Sunday, he sees the card in the collection plate. The card now reads:

“ Revelations 3:20”
“Genesis 3:10”



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Ricky
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  20:43:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
Jules (Samuel Jackson) in Pulp Fiction, Ezekiel 25:17:

quote:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


Actual quote found in the Bible:

quote:
I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the Lord, when I take vengeance on them.

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
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H. Humbert
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Posted - 06/08/2006 :  23:32:11   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message
Ooh, good pick, Ricky. And informative as well. I never knew that quote was largely invention.


"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman

"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie
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moakley
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Posted - 06/09/2006 :  04:38:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send moakley a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by HalfMooner

quote:
Originally posted by trogdor

There is a new pastor in town, and he is out visiting his parishioners before his first sermon. All goes well until he sees one house in which someone is quite obviously home, but no one answers the door. Puzzled, the pastor takes out his card and on the back writes,

Revelations 3:20”

That Sunday, he sees the card in the collection plate. The card now reads:

“ Revelations 3:20”
“Genesis 3:10”



That's a gag that takes work, but it's worth it!



3:10 The man replied, “I heard you moving about in the orchard, and I was afraid because I was naked, so I hid.”

Ok. Now I get it.

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Edited by - moakley on 06/09/2006 04:39:41
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