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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist

USA
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Posted - 04/07/2006 :  09:26:32  Show Profile Send Cuneiformist a Private Message
In cased you all missed it in the hoopla over April 5, 2006, there is good evidence that the Anticrhist will arrive on June 6, 2006. (That's 06/06/06 in case you're wondering!)

At least, that's the word according to Pastor Harry.

filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  10:49:03   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
Pastor Harry needs to take a valium or three and start monitoring his blood pressure. Mercy sakes!

I didn't go through it all (who could in one sitting?), but I rather enjoyed this page:
quote:



THE SPACE BROTHERS
DEMONS or SAVIORS?



08 JUNE 2005... FALSE PROPHET RAMON WATKINS, AKA "PROPHET YAHWEH"...FOLLOWED UP HIS SUMMONING OF A TINY, BRIGHT MOVING LIGHT (UFO) IN THE SKY NEAR LAS VEGAS... WATKINS CLAIMS THIS IS PHASE 1... WATKINS CLAIMS YAHWEH TOLD HIM THAT SOON THE ALIENS WILL ARRIVE.... STEP TO THE PODIUM... AND SHOW HUMANITY THEIR PLAN TO BRING THE KINGDOM OF GOD... TO EARTH AND BEGIN THEIR "DOMINATION".... WATKINS ALSO CLAIMS THAT VERY SOON A MASSIVE UFO WILL APPEAR OVER THE SKY OF LAS VEGAS...THIS SETS THE STAGE FOR THE ANTICHRIST'S LIE OF "ALIEN ABDUCTION".....TO EXPLAIN AWAY THE FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES EVENTS.....
Based upon my in depth study of The Book of Revelation and Bible Prophecy, UFOlogy, New Age Beliefs, The Dark Secrets of The Illuminati (esoteric, satanic groups), Ancient Texts and The Bible Code,

I BELIEVE THE EARTH WILL SOON
BE VISITED BY EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS,
ALIENS FROM A DISTANT WORLD.

These Star Beings will be introduced as our "Space Bothers" probably from the star system of Osirus. They will appear Human, yet taller and more perfect (symetric) and Aryan, meaning blonde haired, blue eyed Caucasian.

The Space brothers, working with the New "Messiah" (whom the Bible calls The "Antichrist, The Beast and The "Son of Perdition") will claim that

1) They have come to save Mankind from nuclear destruction and to bring in the Kingdom of God upon earth, the Mystical Age of Aquarius, The Golden Age of Mankind.


And so forth.

It's a chuckle for sure, and Harry, or someone, put a lot of effort into the site. Thanks for the read...




"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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BigPapaSmurf
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Posted - 04/07/2006 :  10:51:53   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message
So are the room-rates in Vegas going to go up or down, for the event?

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

USA
4907 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  11:44:37   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
The format of the site is amazingly similar to that of the Time Cube.

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
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beskeptigal
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USA
3834 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  15:14:30   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send beskeptigal a Private Message
Why doesn't it dawn on these idiots they are not the chosen one any more than the last 1,000 idiots who predicted the end of the world?
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard

USA
3834 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  15:17:55   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send beskeptigal a Private Message
"SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
ON JUNE 6 2006 (666) IF THE FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES HAS NOT HAPPENED AND ANTICHRIST HAS NOT DECLARED HIMSELF ON WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION, THEN I (PASTOR HARRY) AT 11:00 PM EST ON THIS SITE AND ON DOOMSDAY TALK RADIO SHOW, WILL REVEAL THE NAME AND IDENTITY OF THE ANTICHRIST!"

I can't wait.
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pleco
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USA
2996 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  16:05:16   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit pleco's Homepage Send pleco a Private Message
WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION?

Does he mean CNN? What channel is that so I can tune in? Or is the AntiChrist(tm) going to broadcast on ALL the channels? I can't imagine anyone, even Him, knocking Oprah off the air, unless...

IT'S OPRAH!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart.
Edited by - pleco on 04/07/2006 16:05:42
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Siberia
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Brazil
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Posted - 04/07/2006 :  16:18:14   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Siberia's Homepage  Send Siberia an AOL message  Send Siberia a Yahoo! Message Send Siberia a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by pleco

WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION?

Does he mean CNN? What channel is that so I can tune in? Or is the AntiChrist(tm) going to broadcast on ALL the channels? I can't imagine anyone, even Him, knocking Oprah off the air, unless...

IT'S OPRAH!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I totally always knew Oprah was the Antichrist.
Or maybe Bill Gates will buy all the major tv networks...

"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa

"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
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Posted - 04/07/2006 :  16:20:30   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by beskeptigal

"SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
ON JUNE 6 2006 (666) IF THE FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES HAS NOT HAPPENED AND ANTICHRIST HAS NOT DECLARED HIMSELF ON WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION, THEN I (PASTOR HARRY) AT 11:00 PM EST ON THIS SITE AND ON DOOMSDAY TALK RADIO SHOW, WILL REVEAL THE NAME AND IDENTITY OF THE ANTICHRIST!"
I can't wait.


He'll keep his stupid yap SHUT, if he knows what's good for him!






"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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trogdor
Skeptic Friend

198 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  21:32:04   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send trogdor a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by filthy

quote:
Originally posted by beskeptigal

"SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
ON JUNE 6 2006 (666) IF THE FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES HAS NOT HAPPENED AND ANTICHRIST HAS NOT DECLARED HIMSELF ON WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION, THEN I (PASTOR HARRY) AT 11:00 PM EST ON THIS SITE AND ON DOOMSDAY TALK RADIO SHOW, WILL REVEAL THE NAME AND IDENTITY OF THE ANTICHRIST!"
I can't wait.


He'll keep his stupid yap SHUT, if he knows what's good for him!










I am reminded of the southpark episode where satan fights jesus. whenever satan or his son shows up scary latin chanting sounds

"rectus...dominus... cheeseypoofs..."

all eyes were on Ford Prefect. some of them were on stalks.
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist

USA
4954 Posts

Posted - 04/08/2006 :  05:51:58   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Cuneiformist a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by beskeptigal

"SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
ON JUNE 6 2006 (666) IF THE FIRST OF TWO RAPTURES HAS NOT HAPPENED AND ANTICHRIST HAS NOT DECLARED HIMSELF ON WORLD SIMULCAST TELEVISION, THEN I (PASTOR HARRY) AT 11:00 PM EST ON THIS SITE AND ON DOOMSDAY TALK RADIO SHOW, WILL REVEAL THE NAME AND IDENTITY OF THE ANTICHRIST!"

I can't wait.

I agree, BSG-- I've always been fascinated by the concept of the Antichrist, and I'm curious to see who this guy names (and why!). One curious aspect: if he's wrong about the day the Antichrist is supposed to arrive, then why would we ever think that he's right about the Ac's identity?
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie

USA
4826 Posts

Posted - 04/10/2006 :  05:24:20   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Valiant Dancer's Homepage Send Valiant Dancer a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Cuneiformist

In cased you all missed it in the hoopla over April 5, 2006, there is good evidence that the Anticrhist will arrive on June 6, 2006. (That's 06/06/06 in case you're wondering!)

At least, that's the word according to Pastor Harry.



So, when is Cheney dropping by Pastor Harry's place?

Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils

Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion
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Dude
SFN Die Hard

USA
6891 Posts

Posted - 04/10/2006 :  11:45:30   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Dude a Private Message
Wouldn't the proper form for the date of June 6, 2006, actually be :

06/06/2006 ?

Convenient how they can just dismiss the 2000 by using the abbreviated form '06.


Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson

"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin

Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth
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Rubicon95
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220 Posts

Posted - 04/10/2006 :  11:57:01   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Rubicon95 a Private Message
Anne Coulter's new book is coming out on 06/06/06. Hmmm I wonder??

"People talking at movie shows
People smoking in bed
People voting Republican
Give them Boot to the Head" The Frantics
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Wendy
SFN Regular

USA
614 Posts

Posted - 04/10/2006 :  12:46:59   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Wendy a Yahoo! Message Send Wendy a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Rubicon95

Anne Coulter's new book is coming out on 06/06/06. Hmmm I wonder??



Not me. I'm confident Ann Coulter is the Antichrist.

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
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dglas
Skeptic Friend

Canada
397 Posts

Posted - 04/10/2006 :  12:49:03   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send dglas a Private Message
This nonsense is why I always write the year 2k+X. To make fun of the end-of-the-world crazies.

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- dglas (In the hell of 1000 unresolved subplots...)
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The Presupposition of Intrinsic Evil
+ A Self-Justificatory Framework
= The "Heart of Darkness"
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