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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25997 Posts

Posted - 11/16/2006 :  20:23:32  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
To go along with our haiku thread, we decided last night in chat that we needed a limerick thread. No need to limit this one to skeptical topics, though it'd be nice if you could.

An SFN member named Ricky
made puns that left some people sicky.
Butts, tires, cars, trains,
rocks, Greek: all fair game,
and 'penis' just makes him get pricky.

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too.

Ricky
SFN Die Hard

USA
4907 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2006 :  14:23:17   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message
I suppose this means I need to get Dave back. Hopefully I'll have something in a few days.

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
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Hawks
SFN Regular

Canada
1383 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2006 :  17:30:05   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Hawks's Homepage Send Hawks a Private Message
Looking at the diversity of life as a tree
It is quite easy to see
Just give it a rest
Evolution is the best
And there is no need for ID

- Gosh - that really sucked...

METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2006 :  17:54:17   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Hawks

Looking at the diversity of life as a tree
It is quite easy to see
Just give it a rest
Evolution is the best
And there is no need for ID

- Gosh - that really sucked...

I would suck equally, if trying a limerick in either Swedish or Kiwi. I'm bad enough at it in what we Yanks call English.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
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moakley
SFN Regular

USA
1884 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2006 :  21:35:09   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send moakley a Private Message
Once upon a midnight dreary
Reading limericks not too cleary
Wanting so to do my best
With fuzzy mind at my behest
Wrote these words to make me cheery


Ah f... it didn't work.

Life is good

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2006 :  22:03:44   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
As a nooby, I barely know Ricky,
But already know Dave's a dick. He
is the first to throw stones
and cause much greater moans,
with his punning. For Dave is a prick, he.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
Edited by - HalfMooner on 11/17/2006 22:25:31
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Boron10
Religion Moderator

USA
1264 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2006 :  22:49:01   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Boron10 a Private Message
This lim'rick is really quite bad
Perhaps just a little bit sad
Since even this verse
Is not really worse
Than those I have heard from my dad!

(Dad, that's not really true, you know. Your Rymz be kickin, yo. Really.)
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25997 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2006 :  23:11:57   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
"Theocracy," said a guy named 'Mooner,
"will be with us not later but sooner."
We all tried to laugh,
at this awful gaff,
then I find that outlawed is my nooner.

By the way, here is help with cheating, and obviously, I've complete hosed the proper meter.

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2006 :  23:19:10   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
Is there any online utility, Dave, that will let you paste in a paragraph, then has a "Make a limerick out of this crap" button?

Edit: Ack, there kinda is, "The Limerick Generator":
http://www.jjjwebdevelopment.com/306sites/limgen/


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
Edited by - HalfMooner on 11/17/2006 23:28:27
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25997 Posts

Posted - 11/17/2006 :  23:31:37   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message
Hmmm... Maybe we should open this up for Clerihews, too.

My friend Kil,
Don't have skill,
At running a forum,
But sure do adore 'em.

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 11/18/2006 :  00:16:43   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
Killeigh Killenty Killorum
(a name far too long for this forum)
is famously brash,
has a mighty moustache,
which drags after him, sweeping the floorum.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 11/18/2006 :  00:44:45   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
There once was a biker named Fil.
That good old boy couldn't stand still.
He consorted with snakes,
and "one-percent" rakes,
but Fil always employed his goodwill.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
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ergo123
BANNED

USA
810 Posts

Posted - 11/18/2006 :  00:49:20   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send ergo123 a Private Message
The skeptics a web site did make
And mark in the sand with a stake
Some beliefs that they hone
Though the lot has been shown
That their evidence is all a fake

No witty quotes. I think for myself.
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ergo123
BANNED

USA
810 Posts

Posted - 11/18/2006 :  00:50:50   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send ergo123 a Private Message
The skeptics made a web site they say
To test what is true night and day
Yet their jitters and fears
Keep what's real from their ears
And some truths are kept firmly at bay

No witty quotes. I think for myself.
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ergo123
BANNED

USA
810 Posts

Posted - 11/18/2006 :  01:00:49   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send ergo123 a Private Message
Some people here sing an old song
Crying foul and sounding a gong
Watch them split every hair
Cuz they simply can't bear
To admit it when they're clearly wrong

No witty quotes. I think for myself.
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ergo123
BANNED

USA
810 Posts

Posted - 11/18/2006 :  01:11:57   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send ergo123 a Private Message
I don't get why some skeptics can't see
What went wrong at the W-T-C
Debris shoots out of dust
One would think it's a must
To consider it was a CD


God, these things almost write themselves.

No witty quotes. I think for myself.
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