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BigPapaSmurf
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Posted - 01/23/2007 :  12:04:03  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

Scientology has officially named Cruise its Christ-esque prophet, hoping he will become worshipped as the bringer of truth.

I think Im gonna need a puke bucket for my internet surfing.

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini

Starman
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Sweden
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Posted - 01/23/2007 :  12:56:55   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Starman a Private Message
I have some nails.....

"Any religion that makes a form of torture into an icon that they worship seems to me a pretty sick sort of religion quite honestly"
-- Terry Jones
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HalfMooner
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Philippines
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Posted - 01/23/2007 :  13:00:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message
But, isn't The Sun, well, a fake newspaper? I mean, like Moonscape News, but without the acknowledgement of the lies?


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
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BigPapaSmurf
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Posted - 01/23/2007 :  13:05:44   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send BigPapaSmurf a Private Message
Oh its right up there with the journal Nature, with regards to the use of english. Credability, not so much.

"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History

"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini
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Hawks
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Posted - 01/23/2007 :  13:43:14   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Hawks's Homepage Send Hawks a Private Message
The only redeeming feature of that "newspaper" is page 3.

METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden!
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Neurosis
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USA
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Posted - 01/23/2007 :  16:47:24   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Neurosis an AOL message Send Neurosis a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Starman

I have some nails.....



I've got some wooden planks from Krypton. Got them at a Nerdy Superman convention. The question is: Will he rise from the dead, or just fade into legend like Elvis, Ceasar, Alexander the Great, and Jesus? Only one way to find out!

Facts! Pssh, you can prove anything even remotely true with facts.
- Homer Simpson

[God] is an infinite nothing from nowhere with less power over our universe than the secretary of agriculture.
- Prof. Frink

Lisa: Yes, but wouldn't you rather know the truth than to delude yourself for happiness?
Marge: Well... um.... [goes outside to jump on tampoline with Homer.]
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Neurosis
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Posted - 01/23/2007 :  16:48:53   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Neurosis an AOL message Send Neurosis a Private Message
quote:
Originally posted by HalfMooner

But, isn't The Sun, well, a fake newspaper? I mean, like Moonscape News, but without the acknowledgement of the lies?





Yes, its either that or Kils avatar can get him sued by bat boy! (actually from World News I believe...) Shouldn't this be in humor?

Facts! Pssh, you can prove anything even remotely true with facts.
- Homer Simpson

[God] is an infinite nothing from nowhere with less power over our universe than the secretary of agriculture.
- Prof. Frink

Lisa: Yes, but wouldn't you rather know the truth than to delude yourself for happiness?
Marge: Well... um.... [goes outside to jump on tampoline with Homer.]
Edited by - Neurosis on 01/23/2007 16:49:35
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