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Hal
Skeptic Friend

USA
302 Posts

Posted - 06/29/2011 :  09:00:41   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Hal a Private Message  Reply with Quote
As ever, The Onion was way ahead of everyone in reporting on this issue:

Georgia School Board Bans 'Theory Of Math'


Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Martin Luther King Jr.

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Randy
SFN Regular

USA
1987 Posts

Posted - 07/01/2011 :  09:00:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
This is funny!

"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."

"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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Randy
SFN Regular

USA
1987 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2011 :  08:12:06   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
After the Rapture.

"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."

"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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sailingsoul
SFN Addict

2830 Posts

Posted - 07/17/2011 :  11:43:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send sailingsoul a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Randy

After the Rapture.

Rapture has been rescheduled again, new date Oct. 21, 2011. Halloween is canceled this year, Pumpkins on sale early. SS

There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS
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Judge Bromley circa 1612
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United Kingdom
43 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2011 :  16:37:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Judge Bromley circa 1612 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ha well better make the most of my life , well at least until October. Perhaps by then a new date will be declared for the end of the world. How about 12-12 -2012 . That sounds to be a good candidate for the world's end.
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sailingsoul
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2830 Posts

Posted - 08/05/2011 :  21:25:40   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send sailingsoul a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The Jewish Bra!

A young Jewish man walks into the lingerie department. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34C.

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember," said the Saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."

Confused, the man asked "So, what are the differences?

The saleslady responded. "It's all really quite simple. The Catholic bra
supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."

He thought about that for a minute and said, "What does the Jewish bra do?"

"Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied "makes mountains out of molehills."

Cute! SS

There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS
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Randy
SFN Regular

USA
1987 Posts

Posted - 09/14/2011 :  19:14:28   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message  Reply with Quote

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

A Letter from Rick Perry
Introducing PerryCare
14-Sep-2011




Dear American,


For the last few weeks I've been under constant attack. My opponents would
have you believe that if I'm elected, you'll be stripped of your Social
Security benefits and will be scrounging for food in dumpsters with all the
desperation of a feral cat.


Of course, that's true. But what they don't tell you is what I'd replace
Social Security with: an amazing new program I like to call PerryCare.


Under PerryCare, you'll receive all the food, clothing and shelter you
need, and it won't cost a dime in taxes. How is that possible? Simple: you'll
be praying for all those things.


As a PerryCare recipient, each week you'll receive in your email box a
PerryCare PrayerMail, giving you an easy-to-recite prayer for the bread,
milk, cat food or whatever else you need to survive. It's like a Groupon
from God.


PerryCare is more than a replacement for that infernal Ponzi scheme that
has bamboozled Americans with regular monthly checks for 75 years. It is
part of my larger plan to return prayer to its rightful place in American
life. I get down on my knees every night and I promise you, if I am elected
your President, I will bring this entire country to its knees.


I expect that some of my opponents will laugh at my plan, especially that
lawn gnome Ron Paul and Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann. Fine, let them
laugh! Laughter is the best medicine. And if I am elected, there will be
no other medicine.


That brings me to my PerryCare medical plan, which will replace Medicare
once I consign that Ponzi scheme to the electric chair of history. I don't
have enough time to go into the whole plan right now, but here it is in two
words: single prayer.


Your next President,
Gov. Rick Perry

"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."

"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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Randy
SFN Regular

USA
1987 Posts

Posted - 10/23/2011 :  10:09:57   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message  Reply with Quote

"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."

"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25744 Posts

Posted - 11/04/2011 :  09:53:34   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Louis vs. Rick - The story of a man who taught his cat to use instant messaging.

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too.
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25744 Posts

Posted - 11/07/2011 :  12:37:28   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Professor or Hobo? I scored eight out of ten.

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too.
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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13311 Posts

Posted - 11/07/2011 :  12:49:49   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dave W.

Professor or Hobo? I scored eight out of ten.
7 our of 10. There are very subtle clues. Way subtle.

Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

Genetic Literacy Project
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Hal
Skeptic Friend

USA
302 Posts

Posted - 11/07/2011 :  12:56:29   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Hal a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Useless information is fun!

I recorded my regular trip from Nashville, TN, to Asheville, NC on my GPS, which produced a .kml file with the location/speed/elevation data. I can then load that into Google Earth:

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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13311 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2011 :  16:17:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Psychic Helps Police Waste Valuable Time

Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

Genetic Literacy Project
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Hal
Skeptic Friend

USA
302 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2011 :  18:06:27   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Hal a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Kil

Psychic Helps Police Waste Valuable Time


It's gotten to the point where The Onion is the only new source I trust.
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Randy
SFN Regular

USA
1987 Posts

Posted - 11/10/2011 :  19:59:46   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Randy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Perry on Dave Letterman tonight

[Edited to fix link - Dave W.]

"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."

"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
-Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Edited by - Randy on 11/10/2011 20:01:14
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