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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 01/08/2009 : 02:14:37
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"Bo's Law States:
It is impossible to tell through the internet whether a person or organization is legitimately Atheist or is simply a person or organization making fun of Atheism."
Bo's Law In Detail:
Bo's Law relates to Atheism and the difficulty of identifying legitimate Atheists and their organizations because it is so hard to tell fake Atheism from the real thing. The law also works in reverse because as Christians, we know in actuality, there is really no such thing as "Atheism." So in fact, "real Atheists" can also be indistinguishable from "fake Atheists" because there are people and organizations who claim to be Atheist, while we know that is quite impossible, since there is no such thing as a real Atheist. All sane and rational people believe in God, whether they deny it or not. The Bible says that people who say there is "no God" are "'ivveleth (ihv-vel-LETH)" which translates to "mentally insane" (Psalm 14:1) Thus, people who claim to be Atheists are suffering from a mental delusion that can be cured in many cases by steadfast prayer, and/or mild electro-shock therapy coupled with approved medications prescribed by an authorized Christian Psychiatrist or experienced Pastor.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Simon
SFN Regular
USA
1992 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2009 : 03:08:26 [Permalink]
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I still prefers Poe's law.
It's always good to have these nice fundies to come and explain to us what we actually believe in. We are so easily confused... |
Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
Carl Sagan - 1996 |
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Tim
SFN Regular
USA
775 Posts |
 Posted - 01/08/2009 : 04:09:26 [Permalink]
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| I like the part about the "experienced Pastor" prescribing meds--God's pusher... |
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country." Dubya in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 9/6/2004
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perrodetokio
Skeptic Friend
275 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2009 : 05:13:07 [Permalink]
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"Yes I have a belief in a creator/God but do not know that he exists." Bill Scott
"They are still mosquitoes! They did not turn into whales or lizards or anything else. They are still mosquitoes!..." Bill Scott
"We should have millions of missing links or transition fossils showing a fish turning into a philosopher..." Bill Scott |
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2009 : 05:29:57 [Permalink]
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| Landover Baptist... I was wavering until I read about drug induced faith prescribed by a Pastor. I read that twice prior to clicking the link. It's incredible how difficult it is to tell real christian writing from parody. |
Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2009 : 05:45:03 [Permalink]
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Wonderful stuff! It takes the primary exploiters of Poe's Law to create Bo's Law.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2009 : 07:31:56 [Permalink]
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And that's why I put it in Religion in favor of Humor; just to see how many link non-openers I'd catch.
Fewer than I'd expected, actually -- well done! -- but never the less:
GOTCHA!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2009 : 08:28:17 [Permalink]
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Nice one, Filthy!
I've been burned many a few times, so I'm cautious. Thanks largely to moakley, I was able to pull off a save this time.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Bo's Law
