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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 04/28/2009 : 03:16:35
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While I am delighted the lady got her dog back none the worse for the experience, I really must question her logic. Dog blown away by wind found by pet psychic
Tinker Bell has been reunited with her owners after a 110km/h gust of wind picked up the 2.7kg Chihuahua and tossed her out of sight.
Dorothy and Lavern Utley credit a pet psychic for guiding them on Monday to a wooded area nearly 1.5km from where eight-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen. The brown long-haired dog was dirty and hungry but otherwise OK.
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This one was a piece of cake for the charlatan: Dorothy and Lavern Utley credit a pet psychic for guiding them on Monday to a wooded area nearly 1.5km from where eight-month-old Tinker Bell had been last seen. The brown long-haired dog was dirty and hungry but otherwise OK.
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If one knows the direction of the wind, just sent the suckers in the direction it was blowing. The down side of this is that the psychic can now claim a "hit," furthering the the practice of wooness yet farther.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
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Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 04/28/2009 : 04:47:24 [Permalink]
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What an adventure for that Chi! Her first, and hopefully last, experience of actually flying.
Yeah, I agree, Fil, as advice, "search downwind" hardly qualifies as being supernatural. 
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/28/2009 : 05:30:34 [Permalink]
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Psychic "finds" dog, remains unbitten!
