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SFN Die Hard

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Posted - 05/08/2009 :  02:30:46  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yesterday was the National Day of Prayer and now I've gone and missed it. It only comes around once a year, you know, and now I won't get to pray 'till 2010. The Dobsons will be furious when they find out.

Ok, so I won't be spending a day cowering and muttering in my prayer closet this year, but I guess I could get off a couple of quickies anyway, just to keep the Religionists happy.

Teach me, Lord Satan, the knowledge of the ages

Guide me in thy wisdom

Let me feel thy presence and experience what you have for me

Don't let me be bound by irrefutable doctrines

But lead me to true freedom

Give me the strength to leave my comfort zone

To explore that which is forbidden by those who believe they are wise

Take away the fear that binds me

Set me on my true path

But if you don't think I am ready, let it be as a sunrise

Allow me to see your light as well as your darkness

The fullness of who you are

Satan, Melek Taus, Lucifer, Azazel

If I could have anything, it would be to know your truth

To believe in what is real

Not in someone else's insanity

So as I walk down this narrow road

Don't let me be discouraged

As it is you who have placed me upon it

There. That oughta cover it. See ya next year.

"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres

"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!


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Posted - 05/08/2009 :  04:20:57   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nice try, Filthy but I don't think that's the particular invisible entity that Dobson had in mind. It's probably the one (minus the knowledge part) that Dobson has in his heart, though.

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
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SFN Addict

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Posted - 05/08/2009 :  10:39:55   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send the_ignored a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I would have preferred the National Day of Reason instead, though I do admit that the filthy's option would probably tick them off more.

(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.

What brought that on? this. Original posting here.

Another example of this guy's lunacy here.
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