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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 06/26/2009 : 03:01:03
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Sex sells, baby!
I recall another ad they did a few months ago. It featured a lovely woman eating a burger and showing skin so laciviously that it bordered on soft porn. Needless to say, it didn't run for very long. This one won't either, so enjoy it while you can.
So, one must ask; what next? 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9687 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2009 : 04:57:29 [Permalink]
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| You've got a filthy mind... |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2009 : 05:47:53 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
You've got a filthy mind...
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Why, thank you! A little recognition is always welcome....
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
 Posted - 06/26/2009 : 09:17:44 [Permalink]
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Gee....it's awfully subtle. Are you sure it's about sex?
She just looks a little scared about having to take that big meaty seven incher into her mouth.....I don't see anything about sex.
Maybe it's like the small print says and shes just yearns for something long and juicy.
Where's the sex?
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I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13476 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2009 : 09:37:16 [Permalink]
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| You know, in general, the Burger King commercials are simply awful. It's like they are trying to be that way. Either they are succeeding in their goal of doing some of the worst ads imaginable, or they need a new ad agency. |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2009 : 10:22:20 [Permalink]
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| I wonder what kind of sauce that burger has...? |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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dglas
Skeptic Friend
Canada
397 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2009 : 17:38:49 [Permalink]
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| And you folks don't even know about the abandoned "Pimp My Whopper" campaign. |
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The Presupposition of Intrinsic Evil
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Simon
SFN Regular
USA
1992 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2009 : 19:01:29 [Permalink]
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Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2009 : 19:20:08 [Permalink]
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I've been concerned for some time that I will eventually have nightmares involving waking up to find that hideously smiling Burger King fellow in bed with me. I had not known that BK had also made ads to frighten women as well. WTF are they thinking?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Simon
SFN Regular
USA
1992 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2009 : 19:47:37 [Permalink]
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"Yurk; yurk... 7 inches... like a dick... yurk, I made a Blow job joke... Me funny... yurk yurk."
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Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
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Burger King's glory hole...
