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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 08/24/2009 : 11:29:22
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Are you concerned that you might be tending toward being underweight? Are you worried that your blood pressure is not as high as it could be? Do you fantasize about bathing in a tub of warm, rancid hog lard with Sally Sturthers and/or Rush Limbaugh?
Well, your frustrations are about to come to an end; KFC has your answer! Maybe...
KFC Has A Bacon Sandwich That Uses Fried Chicken As "Bread"
By Meg Marco, 12:40 PM on Fri Aug 21 2009, 153,314 views This is perhaps man's greatest achievement or evidence of our civilization's impending doom. Maybe it's both.
Meet the KFC "double down." Although no mention of it is made on KFC.com and we have never seen an ad for it ourselves, we are being lead to believe that it is real by Foodgeekery.com. They have crappy cell phone camera footage of a commercial (from Omaha, apparently) for the mysterious beast, as well as photographic evidence of it in the wild.
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In all truth, I'm a bit skeptical about this. While I wouldn't put it past the fast food? industry's duplicity, it still seems like a bit much.
And if it's true, I wouldn't pick one up with a dung fork!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2009 : 11:51:21 [Permalink]
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| A definitive "this week's sign of the apocolypse" |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2009 : 13:34:00 [Permalink]
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I think that looks awesome. I'll take 4.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
Posted - 08/24/2009 : 13:34:17 [Permalink]
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| I'm still waiting for IHOP to offer French toast stuffed with bacon-wrapped bacon and sprinkled with bacon bits. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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There is hope even for you!
