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Starman
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 Posted - 05/28/2010 : 03:04:45
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6681511.stm In his fatwa, Dr Atiya, the head of al-Azhar's Department of Hadith, said such teachings could equally apply to adults.
He said that if a woman fed a male colleague "directly from her breast" at least five times they would establish a family bond and thus be allowed to be alone together at work.
"Breast feeding an adult puts an end to the problem of the private meeting, and does not ban marriage," he ruled.
"A woman at work can take off the veil or reveal her hair in front of someone whom she breastfed." |
So if a woman has only breastfed a man 4 times it would be immoral to reveal her hair to him. | Egypt's minister of religious affairs, Mahmoud Zaqzouq, has called for future fatwas to "be compatible with logic and human nature". |
Good luck with that!
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"Any religion that makes a form of torture into an icon that they worship seems to me a pretty sick sort of religion quite honestly"
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Edited by - Starman on 05/28/2010 04:07:18
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tomk80
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Posted - 05/28/2010 : 04:26:26 [Permalink]
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| It is cases like this that cause me to consider religion as a special case of brain rot. There seems to be no limit to the stupidity that people come to when they are are afflicted with religion. |
Tom
`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
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BigPapaSmurf
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Posted - 05/28/2010 : 05:15:39 [Permalink]
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"I gotta go babe"
..."But did'nt you want to see my hair!?"
"Oh right your hair"
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Man these muslims are confusing, but I goota say, they sure do icebreakers better than the Judeo-Cs |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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tomk80
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Posted - 05/28/2010 : 06:11:05 [Permalink]
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I'm also quite confused on what this particular fatwa would entail. In my department there's quite a lot of women working. Would that mean that I can only work with those who had a baby in the period I work here (there go the meetings with a few of my supervisors)? Would they actually have to lactate at that moment? Or can I just suck the breast of the collegues I need to have a working relationship with? I mean, I have some very attractive collegues, but it would be awkward to say the least.
Methinks the guy proposing this did so after watching a few corny office porn movies, not after reading the koran. Or perhaps he reads the koran while watching corny office porn movies. |
Tom
`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
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Posted - 05/28/2010 : 06:12:41 [Permalink]
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| Is this an example of that newfangled Islamic Poe I've heard rumored? |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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sailingsoul
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 Posted - 05/28/2010 : 07:11:52 [Permalink]
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What a pleasure it is to see this kind of dangerous twisted thinking flashed around the world for all to read. Think about it. When more of the world was way more illiterate and had no access to information like this, this would only be known by those closer to him and accepted without out much question or thought.
tomk80 said
It is cases like this that cause me to consider religion as a special case of brain rot. There seems to be no limit to the stupidity that people come to when they are are afflicted with religion. |
Good point but I see cases that theist are alone with this "brain rot" affliction. SS |
There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS |
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astropin
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Posted - 05/28/2010 : 10:28:15 [Permalink]
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| Too bad......that would have been a great "Fatwa" |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
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sailingsoul
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Posted - 05/28/2010 : 19:15:29 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by sailingsoul
Good point but I see cases that theist are alone with this "brain rot" affliction. SS
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I miss a word. I meant to say, theist are NOT alone with this "brain rot" affliction. |
There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
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Posted - 05/28/2010 : 19:59:48 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by sailingsoul
Originally posted by sailingsoul
Good point but I see cases that theist are alone with this "brain rot" affliction. SS
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I miss a word. I meant to say, theist are NOT alone with this "brain rot" affliction. |
Oh. That's completely different. |
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ThorGoLucky
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Posted - 05/29/2010 : 22:17:04 [Permalink]
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Talk about bending the rules, haha! 
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pleco
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Posted - 05/30/2010 : 06:37:17 [Permalink]
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| okay the OP was a big joke, right? |
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Valiant Dancer
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Posted - 06/01/2010 : 17:13:00 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Starman
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6681511.stm In his fatwa, Dr Atiya, the head of al-Azhar's Department of Hadith, said such teachings could equally apply to adults.
He said that if a woman fed a male colleague "directly from her breast" at least five times they would establish a family bond and thus be allowed to be alone together at work.
"Breast feeding an adult puts an end to the problem of the private meeting, and does not ban marriage," he ruled.
"A woman at work can take off the veil or reveal her hair in front of someone whom she breastfed." |
So if a woman has only breastfed a man 4 times it would be immoral to reveal her hair to him. | Egypt's minister of religious affairs, Mahmoud Zaqzouq, has called for future fatwas to "be compatible with logic and human nature". |
Good luck with that!
Ht:Pharyngula
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But yet this great intellect fails to answer how bearing her breast didn't violate some sort of modesty restriction.
What Egypt's minister of religious affairs wanted to say was "What the fuck? Did you even read the Qu'ran? What drugs are you guys doing?"
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Breastfeeding fatwa
