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Ricky
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 06/21/2005 : 20:03:54 [Permalink]
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Great game, Ricky! Allow me to expand the rules....
4. 1 shot for every time a proponent of evolution is referred to as a "Darwinist."
5. 2 shots for every time a Creationist claims there are no examples of transitional fossils.
6. Chug a full beer if anyone claims Darwin recanted his theory and/or accepted Christ on his deathbed.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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Dave W.
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Posted - 06/21/2005 : 20:04:59 [Permalink]
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7. Chug a beer every time a Biblical creationist praises an Intelligent Design advocate, or vice versa.
8. Chug two beers every time an IDist admits to being a Biblical creationist.
Edited to add: dammit, every time I join in one of these numbered things, someone sneaks in a reply while I'm typing. |
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filthy
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Posted - 06/21/2005 : 20:48:29 [Permalink]
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9. And a chocolate/gin milkshake for every mention of the Lady Hope myth.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
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Dude
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Posted - 06/21/2005 : 21:01:25 [Permalink]
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So, basically, after 90 seconds of conversation with one of these people somebody is gonna need a ride home....
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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Dr. Mabuse
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Posted - 06/21/2005 : 21:30:58 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
9. And a chocolate/gin milkshake for every mention of the Lady Hope myth.
What is "the Lady Hope Myth"? Perhaps I already know, but right now it doesn't klick... |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
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Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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H. Humbert
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Posted - 06/21/2005 : 21:38:08 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
What is "the Lady Hope Myth"? Perhaps I already know, but right now it doesn't klick...
The myth is that Darwin retracted his theory and accepted Christ on his deathbed. Lady Hope is the woman we have to thank for starting that one.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 03:42:39 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by H. Humbert
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
What is "the Lady Hope Myth"? Perhaps I already know, but right now it doesn't klick...
The myth is that Darwin retracted his theory and accepted Christ on his deathbed. Lady Hope is the woman we have to thank for starting that one.
Erm, I see it was mentioned above with different wording. My bad for poor reading. 
10. A pint of grog for claiming that the fossil record was deposited by some flood or other.
11. A shot of Filthy's Ferocious Moonshine and High Explosive for each claim that Archaeopteryx is a fraud.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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moakley
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 04:49:35 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
quote:
Originally posted by filthy
9. And a chocolate/gin milkshake for every mention of the Lady Hope myth.
What is "the Lady Hope Myth"? Perhaps I already know, but right now it doesn't klick...
I'm still stuck on the chocolate and gin milkshake ... WTF |
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Ricky
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 06:07:41 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by moakley
quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
quote:
Originally posted by filthy
9. And a chocolate/gin milkshake for every mention of the Lady Hope myth.
What is "the Lady Hope Myth"? Perhaps I already know, but right now it doesn't klick...
I'm still stuck on the chocolate and gin milkshake ... WTF
Got that from a former girlfriend. Excellent on a hot afternoon.
Sweet 16. A Get-Out-of-AA-Free pass for every mention of Piltdown or Nebraske Man.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 06:36:16 [Permalink]
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| 17. A swig of Mad Dog 20/20 evey time there's a plea for "alternate theories" to be taught in schools along side evolution |
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Dave W.
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 06:42:32 [Permalink]
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18. One shot for each mention of carbon-dating something millions of years old, or otherwise using a radio-isotope dating method outside its known range of accuracy.
19. Chug a beer each time it's pointed out that evolution is "just a theory" without the speaker/author also pointing out that gravity is "just a theory."
Edited to say, damn these numbers!!! |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 06:44:36 [Permalink]
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20. A glass of absinith for each claim that the Theory of Evolution inspired Hitler, Stalin, Marx (except the brothers), Pol Pot, Mao Tse Dong, Caligula, and John Wilks Booth.
Damn the numbers indeed!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Valiant Dancer
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 06:49:52 [Permalink]
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| 21) In literature, down a bottle of Muskatelle (aged on the truck on the way to the store) every time they deliberately misspell Evolution as Evilution. |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 06:59:57 [Permalink]
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| 22. One flaming Dr. Peppr every time someone with an advanced science degree is marshalled as proof that even academia has objections to evolution, but that person's degree turns out to be in engineering, astronomy, or some other field unrelated to biology. |
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