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LizW
Skeptic Friend
USA
113 Posts |
 Posted - 08/15/2006 : 12:20:52
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The thread on the guy who runs GIRLS GONE WILD has got me thinking about the fine line between sexy and creepy. I will give a few examples.
Sexy: I have been trying to get my nerve up to speak to you all evening.
Creepy: I have been trying to get my nerve up to speak to you since I saw you at the 7-11 at 7:45 yesterday morning, right before you went to have your car serviced and then went to the library...
Sexy: You look amazing in that lingerie....
Creepy: Can I keep it?
Sexy: when a guy writes a poem about your beauty and gives it to you.
Creepy: when a guy writes a notebook of poetry about your beauty and leaves it on your doorstep.
Ok, it's your turn to come up with your best sexy/creepy crossovers.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 08/15/2006 : 12:52:16 [Permalink]
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Wonderful idea, Liz! I like your examples. (By "creepy," of course, you mean "even more sexy," I assume.)
Sexy: I love the way you care for your hair.
Creepy: Don't you love the way I display your hair under glass?
Sexy: Before I met you, my life was somehow empty.
Creepy: If I didn't have you, I'd kill myself.
Sexy: I love your new outfit!
Creepy: Can I wear it?
Sexy: Even when we are apart, I think of you.
Creepy: Even when we are apart, I think I'm you.
Sexy: Let's make love in the woods tonight!
Creepy: Let's make love on my wife's grave tonight!
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 12:54:50 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by LizW
The thread on the guy who runs GIRLS GONE WILD has got me thinking about the fine line between sexy and creepy. I will give a few examples.
Sexy: I have been trying to get my nerve up to speak to you all evening.
Creepy: I have been trying to get my nerve up to speak to you since I saw you at the 7-11 at 7:45 yesterday morning, right before you went to have your car serviced and then went to the library...
Sexy: You look amazing in that lingerie....
Creepy: Can I keep it?
Sexy: when a guy writes a poem about your beauty and gives it to you.
Creepy: when a guy writes a notebook of poetry about your beauty and leaves it on your doorstep.
Ok, it's your turn to come up with your best sexy/creepy crossovers.
Sexy: You're cute, wanna go out?
Creepy: You're cute, you were my husband in a past life, marry me.
Sexy: You're eyes have been calling to me all night.
Creepy: You're eyes have been calling to me all night and the safe word is "Economics".
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LizW
Skeptic Friend
USA
113 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 13:01:45 [Permalink]
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I forgot one
Sexy: I hope we stay together forever.
Creepy: I thought of a way for us to stay together forever. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 13:09:55 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by LizW
I forgot one
Sexy: I hope we stay together forever.
Creepy: I thought of a way for us to stay together forever.
Creepy indeed! So much is left to the imagination. I can imagine an entire horror movie evolving from that line.
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 13:29:12 [Permalink]
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Sexy: Wow! – I mean, Hi!
Creepy: Wow! Hi! You are beautiful to me. You look just like the earlier version of Wonder Woman before Marvel Comics sold the rights to Dell Comics, except of course without the Wonder Woman costume, which I have at home….
Sexy: Let's talk more, would you like to get some coffee?
Creepy (Very): Let's talk more, would you like to get some coffee?
I own the coffee concession at the Republican National Convention where I'm a Christian delegate from Bob Jones University, praise God.
Sexy: Sure you can come up to my place. Oh, I have a cat. If you're allergic, he can go outside.
Creepy: Sure you can come up to my place. Oh, I have 80 cats. If you're allergic, we can go outside.
Sexy: Kiss me. (Assuming this is not the first line.)
Creepy: Kiss me wooden leg, Aye matie! Arrrr.
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 13:58:11 [Permalink]
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Corny: If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Run away: If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against this other body I have in my fruit cellar? |
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LizW
Skeptic Friend
USA
113 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 16:15:16 [Permalink]
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So far my faves have been HalfMooner
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Sexy: Let's make love in the woods tonight!
Creepy: Let's make love on my wife's grave tonight!
and Pleco's
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Corny: If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Run away: If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against this other body I have in my fruit cellar?
new one
Sexy: You take my breath away.
Creepy: Will you choke me? |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 16:36:57 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by LizW
I forgot one
Sexy: I hope we stay together forever.
Creepy: I thought of a way for us to stay together forever.
 I like this one. Here's mine.
Sexy: Can I buy you a drink?
Creepy: Can I buy you?
Sexy: I'd like to see you out of those jeans.
Creepy: I will need to take a look at your genes.
Sexy: Can you think of any "creative" ways we might use this chocolate and whipped cream?
Creepy: Can you think of any "creative" ways we might use these fish sticks and tartar sauce?
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"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 17:10:37 [Permalink]
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I forgot a few
sexy: If we go back to my place we have to be careful of the neighbors, so we have to be quiet.
Creepy: If we go back to my place we have to be careful of the neighbors, they like to watch.
Really creepy: If we go back to my place we have to be mindful of the neighbors, we have to be really loud. They are just so competitive.
Sexy: I'm not wearing underwear.
Creepy: I wearing your underwear.
Sexy: I can be reasonable.
Creepy: I have reasonable rates.
Sexy: I want to be alone with you.
Creepy: I want to be somewhere where no one can hear you scream.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 17:31:35 [Permalink]
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Apparently, the hot new phenomenon of "Sexy/Creepy" gags started right here folks! Remember this event! As this spreads, Liz and SFN will, in a perhaps unintended way, rock the world.
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 17:41:53 [Permalink]
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Well... I am just happy that nothing I've said to my wife appears in any of the "creepy" lines she's written here.
Yet.
Sexy: Hey, I've had a great time talking with you, can I have your number so we can continue this discussion?
Creepy: Hey, I've had a great time talking with you, and we'll continue this discussion later, I know where you live.
Sexy: I've had a wonderful evening, but I've gotta go, 'cause I'm the designated driver for my group.
Creepy: I've had a wonderful evening, but I've gotta go, 'cause otherwise Mother will be very angry.
Sexy: You had a bad day at work? Here, let me give you a big hug.
Creepy: You had a bad day at work? Starting tomorrow, your boss won't be able to have solid foods for a month.
Sexy: Wow, I feel different when I'm with you, and I even feel different when I just think about you, you've had a wonderful effect on my life and outlook since we met two months ago, and I'm thinking maybe there's something, you know, special between us. What do you think?
Creepy: [Through gritted teeth] YOU... LOVE... ME! |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
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Dave W.
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 18:14:58 [Permalink]
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Sexy: How about me and you go away for the weekend?
Creepy: How about me, you and your mother go away for the weekend?
Sexy: I have a passion for animals.
Creepy: I have a passion for animals. 
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"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 18:39:31 [Permalink]
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Sexy: I just Looove the movie "From Here to Eternity", it's so inspiring.
Creepy: I just looooove "Breakfast at Tiffany's", it's just so inspiring.
Scary creepy: I just loooove "Fatal Attraction", it's just so inspiring.
Sexy: I'll dress up for you.
Creepy: I'll dress like your mother for you.
Sexy: I saw us sleeping together in the stars.
Creepy: Satan told me to sleep with you.
Berkowitz crazy creepy: My dog told me to sleep with you.
Sexy: Favorite band -- Prince and the revolution
Creepy: Favorite band -- The Cure
Very creepy: Favorite band -- Marilyn Manson
Scary creepy: Favorite band -- the banjo player from Deliverance.
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2006 : 18:42:24 [Permalink]
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Creepy: Favorite band -- The Cure
Very creepy: Favorite band -- Marilyn Manson
What if you just *like* those bands? |
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