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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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 Posted - 11/16/2006 : 20:23:32
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To go along with our haiku thread, we decided last night in chat that we needed a limerick thread. No need to limit this one to skeptical topics, though it'd be nice if you could.
An SFN member named Ricky
made puns that left some people sicky.
Butts, tires, cars, trains,
rocks, Greek: all fair game,
and 'penis' just makes him get pricky.
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Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 17:30:05 [Permalink]
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Looking at the diversity of life as a tree
It is quite easy to see
Just give it a rest
Evolution is the best
And there is no need for ID
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METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 17:54:17 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawks
Looking at the diversity of life as a tree
It is quite easy to see
Just give it a rest
Evolution is the best
And there is no need for ID
- Gosh - that really sucked...
I would suck equally, if trying a limerick in either Swedish or Kiwi. I'm bad enough at it in what we Yanks call English.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 21:35:09 [Permalink]
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Once upon a midnight dreary
Reading limericks not too cleary
Wanting so to do my best
With fuzzy mind at my behest
Wrote these words to make me cheery
Ah f... it didn't work. |
Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 22:03:44 [Permalink]
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As a nooby, I barely know Ricky,
But already know Dave's a dick. He
is the first to throw stones
and cause much greater moans,
with his punning. For Dave is a prick, he.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
| Edited by - HalfMooner on 11/17/2006 22:25:31 |
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Boron10
Religion Moderator
USA
1266 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 22:49:01 [Permalink]
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This lim'rick is really quite bad
Perhaps just a little bit sad
Since even this verse
Is not really worse
Than those I have heard from my dad!
(Dad, that's not really true, you know. Your Rymz be kickin, yo. Really.)
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 23:11:57 [Permalink]
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"Theocracy," said a guy named 'Mooner,
"will be with us not later but sooner."
We all tried to laugh,
at this awful gaff,
then I find that outlawed is my nooner.
By the way, here is help with cheating, and obviously, I've complete hosed the proper meter. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 23:19:10 [Permalink]
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Is there any online utility, Dave, that will let you paste in a paragraph, then has a "Make a limerick out of this crap" button?
Edit: Ack, there kinda is, "The Limerick Generator":
http://www.jjjwebdevelopment.com/306sites/limgen/
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
| Edited by - HalfMooner on 11/17/2006 23:28:27 |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 00:16:43 [Permalink]
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Killeigh Killenty Killorum
(a name far too long for this forum)
is famously brash,
has a mighty moustache,
which drags after him, sweeping the floorum.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 00:44:45 [Permalink]
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There once was a biker named Fil.
That good old boy couldn't stand still.
He consorted with snakes,
and "one-percent" rakes,
but Fil always employed his goodwill.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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ergo123
BANNED
USA
810 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 00:49:20 [Permalink]
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The skeptics a web site did make
And mark in the sand with a stake
Some beliefs that they hone
Though the lot has been shown
That their evidence is all a fake
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No witty quotes. I think for myself. |
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ergo123
BANNED
USA
810 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 00:50:50 [Permalink]
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The skeptics made a web site they say
To test what is true night and day
Yet their jitters and fears
Keep what's real from their ears
And some truths are kept firmly at bay
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No witty quotes. I think for myself. |
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ergo123
BANNED
USA
810 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 01:00:49 [Permalink]
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Some people here sing an old song
Crying foul and sounding a gong
Watch them split every hair
Cuz they simply can't bear
To admit it when they're clearly wrong
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No witty quotes. I think for myself. |
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ergo123
BANNED
USA
810 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 01:11:57 [Permalink]
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I don't get why some skeptics can't see
What went wrong at the W-T-C
Debris shoots out of dust
One would think it's a must
To consider it was a CD
God, these things almost write themselves. |
No witty quotes. I think for myself. |
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