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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
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Posted - 08/11/2007 :  02:31:00  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It's coming on for that time of year again. School starts soon and empty, young minds will be sent off to be filled with the wisdom of their culture, and their parents will indulge in hours of sweet peace and solitude unknown during the Summer.

But what exactly is the "wisdom of the culture?" How do we know that our children are being taught those things that we want them to learn? Are our values being passed on and reinforced by the By the school system, or are the schools only supporting an agenda of their own?

Probably it's their agenda, and here's what you, the parents and the child together, can do to get our educational system back on track:
Witnessing Tips for Christian Students!

TAKE BACK YOUR SECULAR SCHOOL IN THE NAME OF JESUS!

It's that time of the year again! True Christian® young people who don't have enough money to attend Landover Baptist Academy for the Truly Saved will be storming secular schools across the Nation! Here are some great tips for fighting Satan on his own turf and claiming your school in the name of Jesus!


Carefully followed and with as many faithful fellow travelers as possible, these instructions will gaurentee that your child's school will never again be the same cesspool of secular "education."




"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2007 :  03:09:45   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Gotta love Landover Baptist! They do Christianity right!


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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