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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 08/15/2007 : 06:40:19
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I cant imagine that the SFN store is raking in the dough, no offense but plain'o shirts with SFN on them are the type of shirts which permeate the Goodwill racks, and seriously, I dont know anyone who has ever purchased a tote bag.
Just let me know when the SFN store has my T-shirt with God on it saying "I hate America, especially Minnesota!" You can also use this for a SFN t-shirt: "Just let me know when your flat Earth gets back from the center of the Universe..."
How about flat Earth coasters, you can put a sticker on the bottom that says "not suitable for use away from the center of the Universe, the deluxe version can be made from 6000 year old rock!
How about, "The FSM hates Phelpses!" If FSM is not copyrighted...
Also I'd like a shirt which has a cut-away diagram of the sun with neutron star center and hollow iron core w/craters on top.
I you do a good job I'll give you my best shirt idea.
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 08/15/2007 : 06:59:17 [Permalink]
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How 'bout coffee cups, black ones, with an image of the Piltdown skull and/or Archeoraptor & the SFN logo? It'd work on tees, too.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2007 : 07:45:43 [Permalink]
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Yeah thats my primary problem with my board game designs.*
*Besides not being rich enough to have somebedy else do all the work... |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2007 : 09:37:36 [Permalink]
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Well. I'm not an artist, but I can try my hand at some designs...*
* except for my utter lack of time. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2007 : 10:01:50 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
To be honest, the biggest problem we have is that none of the SFN staff are artists.
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I nominate Halfmooner... |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2007 : 15:23:59 [Permalink]
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I've started to work on this guy, "Uri Piltdown," who might accept a job as SFN Mascot:
[Edited to display latest version.]
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
2102 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2007 : 19:25:46 [Permalink]
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| Hey - I have a bit of talent and my kid if she's interested even more |
...no one has ever found a 4.5 billion year old stone artifact (at the right geological stratum) with the words "Made by God."
No Sense of Obligation by Matt Young
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider the capacity for it terrifying and vile!"
Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
They (Women Marines) don't have a nickname, and they don't need one. They get their basic training in a Marine atmosphere, at a Marine Post. They inherit the traditions of the Marines. They are Marines.
LtGen Thomas Holcomb, USMC
Commandant of the Marine Corps, 1943
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2007 : 21:00:39 [Permalink]
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You folks with actual artistic talent -- go for it!
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2007 : 02:58:46 [Permalink]
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I propose we sell our own branded bottled water. We'd be idiots not to cash in on this scam:
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
| Edited by - HalfMooner on 08/16/2007 03:19:43 |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2007 : 10:18:57 [Permalink]
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I will say that the position of SFN Artistic Director is up for grabs, as it has been for years. I will also say that the pay sucks.
Anyone is free to audition for the job by presenting a "Post of the Month" award image to go along with our "Topic of the Month" award, Jackie, the golden jackalope:
The "Post of the Month" award should be an image of a keyboard that's on fire and smoking, and it must include the words "Post of the Month." It should be no larger than about 140x140 pixels.
Smoke and fire are hard to get right. I know, I've tried several times. With luck, the audition will be the hardest part of the job because of that. Email entries to me in JPG, GIF or PNG formats, please do not post them to any thread.
The judgement of the SFN staff will be final.
Edited to add that the background of the "Post of the Month" award must also be transparent. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2007 : 11:27:13 [Permalink]
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13476 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2007 : 19:27:54 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Bad HalfMooner! Bad!
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I like it... |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26020 Posts |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2007 : 20:12:45 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Originally posted by Kil
I like it... |
Figures. But he broke the hastily thrown-together rules.
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I'll bite.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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SFN Store ideas...
