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The Rat
SFN Regular
Canada
1370 Posts |
 Posted - 09/08/2007 : 13:54:15
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive?
A: Popeye beat the shit out of him.
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man, I crack me up. 
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Bailey's second law; There is no relationship between the three virtues of intelligence, education, and wisdom.
You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church? - The Bishop of Bath and Wells, Blackadder II
Baculum's page: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3947338590 |
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maledoro
Skeptic Friend
66 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2007 : 14:24:48 [Permalink]
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I have a doctor who is a devout Roman Catholic. I told him that one and it took him a few moments to stifle his grin before he exploded into laughter.
Q: Who was the first carpenter mentioned in the Bible?
A: Eve. She made Adam's banana stand.
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"Nothing frightens me more than religion at my door."
-John Cale |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2007 : 16:53:26 [Permalink]
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Hadn't heard it, and I love it!
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26021 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2007 : 18:58:51 [Permalink]
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Q: What's the first mention of an automobile in the Bible?
A: It's when God drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden in his Fury. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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maledoro
Skeptic Friend
66 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2007 : 08:16:38 [Permalink]
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Q: Who was the greatest entertainer in the Bible?
A: Samson. He always brings down the house!
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"Nothing frightens me more than religion at my door."
-John Cale |
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ocheewah
Skeptic Friend
USA
50 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2007 : 09:13:46 [Permalink]
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| A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus". |
Those who danced were thought quite insane by those who could not hear the music. |
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Just remembered an oldie but goodie
