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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 10/03/2007 : 09:56:33
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I knew the secret would have to come out eventually. Now Pravda ("Truth"), Russia's official newspaper, has revealed what we all knew in our hearts: | The researchers state that flying objects of extraterrestrial origin were persistently spying on American Apollos. They said the expeditions to the Moon looked very much like a race and presented a film demonstrating a luminous object closely following an American spaceship. Records of communication between astronauts and the Mission Control Center were also included into the film but they were absolutely inaudible as they had been purposefully jammed by Americans. They expected that the expeditions would find something astonishing on the Moon and with the view of keeping their communication with the surface secret they encoded their messages to the MCC. When the records of communication were later deciphered it turned out that the US missions came across lunar bases, remains of space vehicles and deserted towns on the Moon. |
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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The Rat
SFN Regular
Canada
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Posted - 10/03/2007 : 10:34:00 [Permalink]
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| Someone get me a shovel. Pravda was more reliable during the Soviet era. |
Bailey's second law; There is no relationship between the three virtues of intelligence, education, and wisdom.
You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church? - The Bishop of Bath and Wells, Blackadder II
Baculum's page: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3947338590 |
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chaloobi
SFN Regular
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Posted - 10/03/2007 : 11:32:40 [Permalink]
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| Deserted towns? Where'd everybody go? This explains where the technology for microwave ovens and betamax VCRs came from. |
-Chaloobi
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 10/03/2007 : 12:23:21 [Permalink]
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What utter codswallop! Everybody knows that the moon landings were staged.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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chaloobi
SFN Regular
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Posted - 10/04/2007 : 04:36:46 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
What utter codswallop! Everybody knows that the moon landings were staged.
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Oh, that's right. I totally forgot about that. |
-Chaloobi
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Halcyon Dayz
New Member
Netherlands
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 Posted - 10/24/2007 : 11:52:08 [Permalink]
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I'd like to point out that there is nothing official about the Pravda
these days.
Also, PRAVDA.RU and that boring old newspaper that Trotsky founded
are completely separate entities.
Them commies forgot to register the name.
Capitalism at work.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda#The_post-Soviet_period
It's still not journalism though. |
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. -- Don Marquis
"The universe is a strange, practically incomprehensible place. But that is how things are, and no amount of wishing that things are really the way we perceive them will change that." - The Black Cat |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2007 : 12:09:26 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Halcyon Dayz
I'd like to point out that there is nothing official about the Pravda
these days.
Also, PRAVDA.RU and that boring old newspaper that Trotsky founded
are completely separate entities.
Them commies forgot to register the name.
Capitalism at work.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda#The_post-Soviet_period
It's still not journalism though.
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Thanks! That's a great thing to know! It's rather comforting knowledge.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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JohnOAS
SFN Regular
Australia
800 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2007 : 17:24:59 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Halcyon Dayz
I'd like to point out that there is nothing official about the Pravda
these days.
Also, PRAVDA.RU and that boring old newspaper that Trotsky founded
are completely separate entities.
Them commies forgot to register the name.
Capitalism at work.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda#The_post-Soviet_period
It's still not journalism though.
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To second Halfmooners's sentiment, and as the prostitute said to the the leper; "thanks for the tip!"
BTW, I'm sure I've seen your profile somewhere. I suspect it's the SFN "featured member" thing that's on the home page, but can't be sure. I also noticed there's a user over at ApolloHoax.net with the same name and age as you. I once spent a little time reading over there.
I'm not a stalker, honest, just a bit of a details nut at times, feel free to tell me to get knotted.
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John's just this guy, you know. |
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Halcyon Dayz
New Member
Netherlands
27 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2007 : 00:30:07 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by JohnOAS
...feel free to tell me to get knotted. |
Yep, that's me.
I get around. |
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. -- Don Marquis
"The universe is a strange, practically incomprehensible place. But that is how things are, and no amount of wishing that things are really the way we perceive them will change that." - The Black Cat |
| Edited by - Halcyon Dayz on 10/25/2007 00:30:56 |
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Pravda: Aliens chased America from the moon
