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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 10/10/2007 : 02:56:49
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This from the redoubtable Wonkette. Fergodsake don't read the menu itself: It's so deliberately phallic it's ridiculous, especially with my emphasis. Everybody loves recipes, especially when political leaders submit their “favorites” for charity or whatever. Here's the most beloved recipe of Gay Larry Craig, the beloved “Super Tuber.”
This won't stay on the internets forever, so here's a copy for posterity — it's pretty much the most phallic gay-sex recipe in history.
Super Tuber is a great snack that uses one of my favorite vegetables: The Idaho Potato. Of course, I suppose any type of potato could be used, but I cannot guarantee that a Super Tuber made with anything but a true Idaho potato would taste as good. Sincerely, Larry E. Craig, United States Senator
Ingredients
1 hot dog, cook's choice
1 Idaho baking potato, 7 to 10 ounces
Mustard for dipping, any style
Other condiments as desired such as cheese sauce, sour cream, chili, chives, bacon pieces or black olives.
Wash and dry potato. Rub with shortening or butter. With an apple corer or small knife, core out the potato center (end to end). Push hot dog through the center. Bake until potato is cooked through.
To Microwave: Place on microwave safe plate; cover loosely (to avoid splatters). Microwave on high about 4 minutes per potato until fork tender.
To Bake in Conventional Oven: Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Bake for approximately one hour or until potato is fork tender.
To Barbecue: Wrap in aluminum foil and place above medium hot coals, turning at least once during cooking. Cook until potato is fork tender.
Serving Suggestions: Allow potato to cool slightly. Eat as a finger food, dipping in your favorite hot dog condiments (mustard is my favorite).
Suzanne Craig
Jesus, he made his “wife” submit this to the “Congress Cooks” editors? He's not just a closet case, he's also cruel to his beard. |
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 10/10/2007 03:52:16
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2007 : 12:32:40 [Permalink]
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Half Mooner.....
I hope you won't turn the other cheek to this one! I think you may have overlooked a few double entendres in your hilarious Idaho Idiot piece!
I've indicated in red - (I tried Pink, but it wouldn't read well, and afer all we are the reddest of the red up here in Idontknow) - the parts you may have missed. I'm not really a professional, but I know several!
Thanks for the addition to local politics.
Bill Buck
Coeur D'Alene Idaho
Super Tuber is a great snack that uses one of my favorite vegetables: The Idaho Potato. Of course, I suppose any type of potato could be used, but I cannot guarantee that a Super Tuber made with anything but a true Idaho potato would taste as good. Sincerely, Larry E. Craig, United States Senator
Ingredients
1 hot dog, cook's choice
1 Idaho baking potato, 7 to 10 ounces
Mustard for dipping, any style
Other condiments as desired such as cheese sauce, sour cream, chili, chives, bacon pieces or black olives.
Wash and dry potato. Rub with shortening or butter. With an apple corer or small knife, core out the potato center (end to end). Push hot dog through the center. Bake until potato is cooked through.
To Microwave: Place on microwave safe plate; cover loosely (to avoid splatters). Microwave on high about 4 minutes per potato until fork tender.
To Bake in Conventional Oven: Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Bake for approximately one hour or until potato is fork tender.
To Barbecue: Wrap in aluminum foil and place above medium hot coals, turning at least once during cooking. Cook until potato is fork tender.
Serving Suggestions: Allow potato to cool slightly. Eat as a finger food, dipping in your favorite hot dog condiments (mustard is my favorite).
Suzanne Craig |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2007 : 13:47:07 [Permalink]
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| Thanks, Bill. It's almost a matter of trying to find the words that aren't suggestive, isn't it? Craig must have been laughing his ass off as he composed that recipe. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2007 : 14:43:53 [Permalink]
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HalfMooner.....
If it fell off, a lot of folks had to be terribly disappointed!
Bill |
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Sen. Craig wants you to eat his Super Tuber
