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bngbuck
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Posted - 10/29/2007 :  11:28:52  Show Profile Send bngbuck a Private Message  Reply with Quote
PROOF OF MY CHRISTIANITY!

Subject: My conversation with Jesus


Many times when I am troubled or confused,

I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry, along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.

This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply:

"Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family.

You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil.
Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it.

"Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied: "That is a question many men ask.
The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone.

I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now.......


I have to finish your lawn."

astropin
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USA
970 Posts

Posted - 10/29/2007 :  11:58:20   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send astropin a Private Message  Reply with Quote
LOL

I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.

You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.

Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.

Infinitus est numerus stultorum
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Dave W.
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USA
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Posted - 10/29/2007 :  12:10:33   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I realized I was God when I was praying and suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

— Peter O'Toole

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too.
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