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the_ignored
SFN Addict
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 Posted - 12/04/2007 : 03:42:02
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http://edthefuture.com/
What is External Delivery?
External delivery refers to a scientific research program as well as a community of older kids, teachers, and other adults who seek evidence of external sources of Christmas presents. The theory of external delivery holds that certain features of how Christmas presents are delivered each year are best explained by an external source, not an internal source such as your parents.
Through careful study and analysis, Sexternal delivery proponentsists are able to determine the distinct features of presents that don't come from our parents, such as those given by strangers, and then seek to find similar informational properties in Christmas presents. By applying this scientific method, older kids have identified many irrefutably external structures in Christmas presents. |
I really like this.
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>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
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> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
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> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.
What brought that on? this. Original posting here.
Another example of this guy's lunacy here. |
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Halcyon Dayz
New Member
Netherlands
27 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2007 : 19:45:11 [Permalink]
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Think about this...
Parents all over the country tell untruths to their children, things go bump in the night and presents suddenly appear, professionally produced and performed programs are aired on national television, tens of thousands of impostors roam the streets and shopping malls, a branch of the military tracks the arrival of the main subject...
Everybody but the kids are in on it!
OMG!!!!... it is a NATIONWIDE CONSPIRACY!!!!!!11111!!!!!
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An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. -- Don Marquis
"The universe is a strange, practically incomprehensible place. But that is how things are, and no amount of wishing that things are really the way we perceive them will change that." - The Black Cat |
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Intelligent Design-- Meet External Delivery theory
