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Boron10
Religion Moderator

USA
1266 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2001 :  01:26:45  Show Profile Send Boron10 a Private Message
Today, I saw two amusing bumper stickers, so I thought I would share them with you all:

-Photons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic.

This other one is an ad for a local strip joint:

-Honestly, I've never been to State Line!

Not all change is progress.

ktesibios
SFN Regular

USA
505 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2001 :  02:38:27   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send ktesibios a Private Message
OK, my two favorite recently spotted bumper stickers:

"What Would Ozzy Do?"

"My kid skateboards better than your honor student"

It is, because it isn't not, and that's the part that goes up.
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comradebillyboy
Skeptic Friend

USA
188 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2001 :  13:15:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send comradebillyboy a Private Message
my personal favorite:
come the rapture, can i have your car?

a close second:
re-elect gore-liberman in 2004

comrade billyboy

Edited by - comradebillyboy on 07/19/2001 13:16:52
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Bradley
Skeptic Friend

USA
147 Posts

Posted - 07/20/2001 :  15:14:21   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Bradley a Private Message
"Don't pray in my school, and I won't think in your church."

"Too much doubt is better than too much credulity."

-Robert Green Ingersoll (1833 - 1899)
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Bradley
Skeptic Friend

USA
147 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2001 :  12:27:42   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Bradley a Private Message
One I'd like to see: "If you don't like lawyers, next time you're in trouble call a compassionate conservative."

"Too much doubt is better than too much credulity."

-Robert Green Ingersoll (1833 - 1899)
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Boron10
Religion Moderator

USA
1266 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2001 :  18:21:11   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Boron10 a Private Message
You all remember the one that said "My boss is a jewish carpenter?" I'd like to make one that says:

-My DAD is a Jewish carpenter

It's true! He is!

I am afraid I'm not clever enough to come up with a good signature, eh?
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Penyprity
Skeptic Friend

64 Posts

Posted - 08/17/2001 :  19:48:10   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Penyprity a Private Message
How about the one my husband saw today..."re-elect Al Gore in 2004" I rather like that one.

Make your vote count. Become a supreme court justice......Peny
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Wendy
SFN Regular

USA
614 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2001 :  11:00:44   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Wendy a Yahoo! Message Send Wendy a Private Message
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Wendy Jones
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Penyprity
Skeptic Friend

64 Posts

Posted - 08/18/2001 :  15:34:40   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Penyprity a Private Message
quote:

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Wendy Jones



Did George W. say that?

Make your vote count. Become a supreme court justice......Peny
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Wendy
SFN Regular

USA
614 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2001 :  16:47:51   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Wendy a Yahoo! Message Send Wendy a Private Message
quote:

Did George W. say that?



I'm not sure Peny, but I think it might be too clever for him.

I liked this one too:

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?




Wendy Jones
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The Bad Astronomer
Skeptic Friend

137 Posts

Posted - 08/22/2001 :  22:03:53   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit The Bad Astronomer's Homepage Send The Bad Astronomer a Private Message
I saw one just yesterday that made me laugh out loud: "Stupidity should be painful."

*****
The Bad Astronomer
http://www.badastronomy.com
"With tremendous respect to [the] BA, the problem isn't getting scientists to talk, the problem can be getting them to shut up."
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theatheistknight
New Member

USA
13 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2001 :  04:24:59   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit theatheistknight's Homepage Send theatheistknight a Private Message
There is a couple I like.

"If God was my witness, I would have been found guilty years ago."

"Hell is my playground and Heaven is my battlefield."

"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche
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Probity
New Member

USA
4 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2001 :  16:08:14   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Probity a Private Message
From bumper stickers available for sale at http://www.gwbush.com/:















Edited by - Probity on 08/24/2001 16:38:43

Edited by - Probity on 08/24/2001 16:52:55
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Boron10
Religion Moderator

USA
1266 Posts

Posted - 03/19/2002 :  02:02:51   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Boron10 a Private Message
I almost feel I should apologize for bringing this topic back, but somebody ins South Carolina has a sticker with a confederate flag crossed out (circle with a line through it), and the words, "you lost. Get over it."

Whoever that is must be very big, and not like his/her car much.

-me.
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Kaneda Kuonji
Skeptic Friend

USA
138 Posts

Posted - 03/19/2002 :  04:47:48   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Kaneda Kuonji a Private Message
My favorites:

"Protect your kids from the Religious Right."

"Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right."

"Doing my part to P.O. the religious right."

"Dear Lord, protect me from your followers."

And my fave:

"What would Mr. T. do?"

Rodney Dean, CI Order of the Knights of Jubal
Ivbalis.org



Edited by - Kaneda Kuonji on 03/19/2002 04:48:32
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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 03/19/2002 :  06:05:26   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
"Some will, some won't; some do, some don't. I might."

"Don't tell me your doubts; I've got enough doubts of my own. Tell me something you BELIEVE in!"
Brother Dave Gardner
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