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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 06/13/2004 :  03:59:14  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message
I almost put this'n in pollyticks -- it seems to fit -- but as I got a better'n average laugh out of it, I stuck it in here.

quote:
How Many?



Susan DuQuesnay



With sincere gratitude to Sam in Pearland for a wonderful idea.

How Many Tom DeLay and Friends Does It Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

2
One to screw the light bulb; one to do likewise to his constituents

432
One to hold the bulb and 431 Marinara Island sweatshop workers to turn the room.

1
One to pray for the light bulb to heal itself. If it doesn't heal, claim it is not a light bulb, but a secular humanist in disguise.

13
One to change the light bulb. Three to lobby for easier campaign finance laws. Six to sit in the hot tub. One to pour the champagne. One to write the press release saying, “What hot tub?” But just in case the hot tub thing gets out, one to write a Christian editorial for the Sugar Creek Baptist Church magazine, saying that Godless heathens want to take away our Christian hot tubs.

2
One to change the light bulb. One to blame Bill and Hillary Clinton for the bulb burning out.


http://www.brazosriver.com/howmany.htm




"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

Dude
SFN Die Hard

USA
6891 Posts

Posted - 06/13/2004 :  15:06:54   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Dude a Private Message
Nice :P

Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson

"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin

Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9677 Posts

Posted - 06/14/2004 :  07:42:20   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message
Who's Tom DeLay? That's what I thought, so I googled the name, and accessed the first link to tomdelay.house.gov
At the top of the page there are three pictures, where the rightmost one depicts a barb-wire fence pole shaped like a phallos.
Is it just me, or does anyone else read some symbolism into this?

Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3

"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder.
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