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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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145. "Noah asked me how long can I tread water. Whaddya think he meant by that?"
146. "Noah's an idiot, but did ya ever see so much rain this time of year?"
147. "We finally made it to Sodom. Oh boy! This is gonna be great!"
148. Damn' straight! We'll build that bitch all the way to Heaven!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
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Posted - 05/23/2005 : 13:47:25 [Permalink]
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| 149. "Lot, wait, I forgot to bring my hairbrush" |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 14:34:15 [Permalink]
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| 150. An unsinkable ship! How cool is that?! We gotta get on that maiden voyage! |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 18:51:08 [Permalink]
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151. "You'll never take me alive!"
152. "The jail ain't been built that can hold me!"
153. "Up yours, judge!"
154. "Fuck you, warden!"
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9696 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 18:59:40 [Permalink]
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155.
The end of the rope?
I should have seen that coming
Bye Bye sodding world |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder. |
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Dave W.
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 05/24/2005 : 02:16:30 [Permalink]
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157. A hulk of a man with a beer in his hand he looked like a drunk old fool.
And I knew if I hit him right why I could knock him offa that stool.
But everybody, they said watch out, hey that's Tiger man McCool,
He's had a whole lotta fights and he's always come out the winner.
But I'd had myself about five too many and I walked up tall and proud.
I faced his back and I faced the fact that he had never stooped nor bowed.
I said Tiger man you're a pussy....cat and a hush fell on the crowd,
I said let's you and me go outside and see who's a winner......
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
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Posted - 05/28/2005 : 11:21:36 [Permalink]
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158. "I really do love him, Jimmy. It's over between us."
(sadly, the end of one of my many cousins - never got to meet her. Shot by a jealous boyfriend.) |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
-- unknown
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SFN Die Hard
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26031 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 12:00:51 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky
Should it not be, "mour fartinis."?
I think it's funnier the way I spelled it.
160. [Any hotel manager] "Okay, on the 18th, let's put the Aryan Nation meeting in conference room four, and the Bernstein Bar Mitzvah in five..." |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 13:23:07 [Permalink]
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161. "It is not possible to fall off a segway!"
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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dv82matt
SFN Regular
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Posted - 05/29/2005 : 22:55:00 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
157. A hulk of a man with a beer in his hand he looked like a drunk old fool.
And I knew if I hit him right why I could knock him offa that stool.
But everybody, they said watch out, hey that's Tiger man McCool,
He's had a whole lotta fights and he's always come out the winner.
But I'd had myself about five too many and I walked up tall and proud.
I faced his back and I faced the fact that he had never stooped nor bowed.
I said Tiger man you're a pussy....cat and a hush fell on the crowd,
I said let's you and me go outside and see who's a winner......
Wow filthy, I'm impressed. Reminds me a bit of "The Cremation of Sam McGee".
162. Oh yeah! Well what are you gonna do about it!
163. Don't worry. It's your right of way.
164. That damn smoke alarm goes off every time I cook! Billy take out the batteries.
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 04:53:50 [Permalink]
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| 166. I dare you to run me over. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 04:55:07 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by dv82matt
quote:
Originally posted by filthy
157. A hulk of a man with a beer in his hand he looked like a drunk old fool.
And I knew if I hit him right why I could knock him offa that stool.
But everybody, they said watch out, hey that's Tiger man McCool,
He's had a whole lotta fights and he's always come out the winner.
But I'd had myself about five too many and I walked up tall and proud.
I faced his back and I faced the fact that he had never stooped nor bowed.
I said Tiger man you're a pussy....cat and a hush fell on the crowd,
I said let's you and me go outside and see who's a winner......
Wow filthy, I'm impressed. Reminds me a bit of "The Cremation of Sam McGee".
162. Oh yeah! Well what are you gonna do about it!
163. Don't worry. It's your right of way.
164. That damn smoke alarm goes off every time I cook! Billy take out the batteries.
165. Let's go to McDonalds.
Alas, I cannot in all honesty take credit. T'was from a Bobby Bare song from the '70's: 'The Winner.'
"Well he gripped the bar with one big, hairy hand, and braced against the wall.
He stood up from his beer, and my God, that man was tall!
He said, 'Son, I see you're a scrapper, well, just before you fall,
Lemmee tell you somethin' 'bout what it is, to be a winner...'" 
166. "Yessir Mr. Knevil, I got it fixed and you're ready to go."
167. "Throw some o' them mushrooms in. They're good -- I picked 'em myself.
168. "I don't need to go to no hospital. Everybody's praying for me!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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