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trogdor
Skeptic Friend
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 Posted - 12/30/2005 : 11:31:41
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from Richard Lederer. most published in his book the revenge of the anguished English from St. Martins press.
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Most books say the sun is a star. but it still knows how to turn back into the sun in the Daytime.
Before Galileo no one could see the moon.
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
proteins are composed of a mean old acid.
arwins book stated that all animals evolved from primeval man.
Many dead animals of the past changed into fossils while others preferred to be oil.
men are mammals and women are femammals.
As the rainforests of the Amazon are shrinking so are the Indians.
The union of the egg and sperm is called deception.
The wind is like the air, only pushier.
Algebra was the wife of Euclid.
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