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sailingsoul
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2830 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2010 :  03:18:45   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send sailingsoul a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A young Swedish woman, old Dutch woman, an Englishman, and an Irishman are riding a train...

The train goes through a tunnel and it becomes pitch black in the car, a loud SMACK is heard... the train emerges from the tunnel and the Englishman is rubbing his cheek.

The Swedish girl thinks "I bet he tried to grope me and accidentally got the old woman and she slapped him..."

The Dutch woman thinks "He must have groped the Swedish girl and she slapped him..."

The Englishman thinks "The Irishman must have groped the Swedish girl and she accidentally slapped me..."

And the Irishman thinks "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that English guy again." SS

There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9640 Posts

Posted - 09/08/2010 :  07:22:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
That's humour!

I love stories with those unexpected turns.
Which is also the reason why I consider 10cc's album "Deceptive Bends" one of the greatest albums of all time.

Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3

"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

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sailingsoul
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Posted - 09/24/2010 :  07:57:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send sailingsoul a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Is this a joke? They must have had only two successes over the filming I'd say. Intriguing experiment at any rate. SS

There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS
Edited by - sailingsoul on 09/24/2010 08:00:45
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9640 Posts

Posted - 09/24/2010 :  10:49:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Steven Colbert at a Congressional hearing:

http://www.sfexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/video-stephen-colberts-congressional-testimony-103719299.html



Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3

"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder.
Edited by - Dr. Mabuse on 09/24/2010 10:49:43
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Dave W.
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USA
25744 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2010 :  15:33:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If you've ever wondered where the dipstick is on a Constitution-class spaceship, you'll soon be able to find out.

- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
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Why not question something for a change?
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9640 Posts

Posted - 10/02/2010 :  17:54:17   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Thanks Dave! I'm now on the pre-order list...




Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3

"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25744 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2010 :  14:32:25   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
http://www.wimp.com/extremismadvantages/

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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13311 Posts

Posted - 10/25/2010 :  17:43:08   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dave W.

http://www.wimp.com/extremismadvantages/
Ha!

Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

Genetic Literacy Project
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25744 Posts

Posted - 11/07/2010 :  16:03:26   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Don't be wrong about who flew which spaceship, ever.

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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9640 Posts

Posted - 11/07/2010 :  22:26:59   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dave W.

Don't be wrong about who flew which spaceship, ever.

It's NCC-1701 not NNC-1701... They can't even get the apology right. Shesh...






Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3

"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder.
Edited by - Dr. Mabuse on 11/07/2010 22:27:45
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25744 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2011 :  15:04:17   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010

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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13311 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2011 :  18:59:56   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dave W.

The 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010
I just get an error message.

Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

Genetic Literacy Project
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alienist
Skeptic Friend

USA
210 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2011 :  19:21:48   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send alienist a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"The Conservative Constitution of the United States"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/06/AR2011010602485.html

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well! - Joe Ancis
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie

USA
4820 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2011 :  19:24:37   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Valiant Dancer's Homepage Send Valiant Dancer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What do you call an Oklahoma pallbearer?

Carry-oke.

Thanks to Leonard from the Midwest SOARRING powwow for that joke.

Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils

Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
25744 Posts

Posted - 01/19/2011 :  19:45:53   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Kil

Originally posted by Dave W.

The 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010
I just get an error message.
Works fine for me, still. If you were getting a 500-and-something error code, it was a server problem, perhaps from too much traffic.

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