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Posted - 08/26/2007 :  23:45:30  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Latest Texas Spontaneous Combustion Definitely Not Caused by Global Warming

FORT WORTH, Texas (BTN) -- When Shane Reas got into his car and picked up a cigarette lighter he'd left in his car, the lighter exploded. Reas' car was a total loss.

Shane Reas' car was destroyed, but not by MMGW.

"This incident may have been related to the normal, warm 150-degree temperatures of a balmy Texas summer," said Texas Governor Rick Perry (GOP). "But I want to make it clear up front that, like the spontaneous burning of a playground the other day, this little incident is not in any manner related to so-called man-made global warming. Which is a myth. Nor is it God's retribution for our record-setting 400th execution," said Perry, while stomping out the flames on his Stetson hat.

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 08/27/2007 05:02:22
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