Skeptic Friends Network

Username:
Password:
Save Password
Forgot your Password?
Home | Forums | Active Topics | Active Polls | Register | FAQ | Contact Us  
  Connect: Chat | SFN Messenger | Buddy List | Members
Personalize: Profile | My Page | Forum Bookmarks  
 All Forums
 Community Forums
 Moonscape News
 "Unnatural Tracts"
 New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly Bookmark this Topic BookMark Topic
Author Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  

HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2007 :  02:42:47  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
One of the inexplicable oddities in Chick Tracts is the presence of small animals fighting one another in scenes that have nothing to do with such action. This often provides a relatively pleasant distracting sub-plot amidst Chick's gibbering paranoia.

The following parody is an attempt to at last give proper recognition to Chick's brave animal warriors. The original is "Best Friend."





















[Edit: Moved hosting of images from Imageshack due to unreliability.]

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.

Edited by - HalfMooner on 08/14/2009 15:55:17

maledoro
Skeptic Friend

66 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2007 :  04:39:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit maledoro's Homepage Send maledoro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Poor kitty!



"Nothing frightens me more than religion at my door."

-John Cale
Go to Top of Page

HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2007 :  12:29:05   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Thank you!


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
Go to Top of Page

JohnOAS
SFN Regular

Australia
800 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2007 :  15:04:17   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit JohnOAS's Homepage Send JohnOAS a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Nice one, Halfmooner.

Personally, I'd not noticed all the fauna fracas previously.

I'm going to posit that my previous failure to study chick tracts too closely is a good thing.

I am not promising to correct this behaviour in the future, but now that you've planted the seed, I may have no choice, you evil bastard!

John's just this guy, you know.
Go to Top of Page

the_ignored
SFN Addict

2562 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2007 :  16:28:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send the_ignored a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bah! You should see his newest tract!

Oh man, it's so stupid, it makes even me hurt! Mind you, at least animals are at least kind of relevent in this one.

By the way, what's the original of the parody you made? I don't feel like crawling around his site anymore.

>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
>
> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
>
> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.

What brought that on? this. Original posting here.

Another example of this guy's lunacy here.
Edited by - the_ignored on 09/05/2007 16:29:24
Go to Top of Page

maledoro
Skeptic Friend

66 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2007 :  16:39:04   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit maledoro's Homepage Send maledoro a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by the_ignored
Bah! You should see his newest tract!

Looks like God messed up in that one. He killed off the innocent dinosaurs, er, dragons by not taking into account their oxygen needs! Jesus is laughing at it!


Originally posted by the_ignored
By the way, what's the original of the parody you made? I don't feel like crawling around his site anymore.

It looks like "Best Friend".

"Nothing frightens me more than religion at my door."

-John Cale
Edited by - maledoro on 09/05/2007 16:48:19
Go to Top of Page

HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2007 :  16:52:56   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by JohnOAS

Nice one, Halfmooner.

Personally, I'd not noticed all the fauna fracas previously.

I'm going to posit that my previous failure to study chick tracts too closely is a good thing.

I am not promising to correct this behaviour in the future, but now that you've planted the seed, I may have no choice, you evil bastard!
It's probably best to avoid Chick Tracts entirely, but unfortunately, it's too late for me. Somehow, I avoided cocaine all my life, but got hooked on the evil Chick.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
Go to Top of Page

HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 09/05/2007 :  16:54:27   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by the_ignored

Bah! You should see his newest tract!

Oh man, it's so stupid, it makes even me hurt! Mind you, at least animals are at least kind of relevent in this one.

By the way, what's the original of the parody you made? I don't feel like crawling around his site anymore.
The original was "Best Friend," and I've now put the link into the OP.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
Go to Top of Page

the_ignored
SFN Addict

2562 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2007 :  13:01:08   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send the_ignored a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ok, pal! Let's see you parody that new tract I linked to earlier! Bet you can't make it any more stupid than it already is!

>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
>
> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
>
> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.

What brought that on? this. Original posting here.

Another example of this guy's lunacy here.
Go to Top of Page

HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 09/06/2007 :  13:39:19   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by the_ignored

Ok, pal! Let's see you parody that new tract I linked to earlier! Bet you can't make it any more stupid than it already is!
Nah, that's exactly why I haven't even tried. BTW, I had started a thread on that stoooopid new tract:

http://www.skepticfriends.org/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=8569


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
Edited by - HalfMooner on 09/06/2007 13:41:37
Go to Top of Page
  Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  
 New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly Bookmark this Topic BookMark Topic
Jump To:

The mission of the Skeptic Friends Network is to promote skepticism, critical thinking, science and logic as the best methods for evaluating all claims of fact, and we invite active participation by our members to create a skeptical community with a wide variety of viewpoints and expertise.


Home | Skeptic Forums | Skeptic Summary | The Kil Report | Creation/Evolution | Rationally Speaking | Skeptillaneous | About Skepticism | Fan Mail | Claims List | Calendar & Events | Skeptic Links | Book Reviews | Gift Shop | SFN on Facebook | Staff | Contact Us

Skeptic Friends Network
© 2008 Skeptic Friends Network Go To Top Of Page
This page was generated in 0.09 seconds.
Powered by @tomic Studio
Snitz Forums 2000