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HalfMooner
Dingaling
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 Posted - 11/05/2007 : 20:20:04
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I'm starting to really enjoy seeing the imagination of the Creationsts in action, but this site that I stumbled upon is the most hilarious. I spewed my coffee. (Or is has Poe's Law bitten me in the ass again? Hell, I don't care, I'm in stitches!)| Pterosaurs are today primarily known from fossil remains preserved in the Flood; but, this wasn't always so. Contrary to Evolutionistic philosophy, historical reports of pterosaurs are numerous, although these reports are not often recognized as such by modern researchers since the animals were never referred to as "pterosaurs" before that term was coined in the 19th Century, instead being given various other descriptive names. The most well-reported historical pterosaur was a member of the rhamphorhynchoid baramin indigenous to Arabia and Egypt, which was known to the Hebrews as a saraph (not to be confused with the Holy Seraphim) and in the KJV Bible as a "fiery flying serpent." |
Pterosaurs, including the ancestors of pterodactyls (middle left) and rhamphorhynchi (middle right), lived peacefully with Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. (Artistic reconstruction by Peggy Miller.)
Remains of wicked pterodactyl found in Flood sediments. Note penitent stance preserved at moment of death.
During the Exodus, Israelites within sight of Moses's brazen pterosaur-scaring device (pictured above) were safe, but many stragglers still perished from the persistent bites of the serpentine pterosaurs. (Artistic reconstruction by Peggy Miller.) |
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 11/05/2007 20:22:28
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Dave W.
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astropin
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Posted - 11/05/2007 : 21:45:09 [Permalink]
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 That's just beyond idiotic. |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
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Posted - 11/05/2007 : 22:00:35 [Permalink]
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The footnotes are pretty good too.
| 9. « Creation Science researcher Dr. Kirk Taber, in his account of his 1974 expedition to Mt. Ararat to search for remains of Noah's Ark, tells of an attack on his party by a velociraptor, whose bloody violence was so great that they barely escaped alive (his Turkish guides lost three arms, two feet, and a chunk of thigh, collectively). Dr. Taber theorized that the velociraptor's ancestors, who were peaceful, had remained in the area when they exited the Ark, some 4,000 years ago, and that the effects of millennia of genetic entropy had turned their progeny into monsters. |
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 11/05/2007 : 23:31:34 [Permalink]
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Methinks they protesteth (with links) Landover Baptist Church a bit too much. Pretty fine spoof. They certainly had me fooled.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 11/05/2007 : 23:44:48 [Permalink]
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Then, they have a post titled: "Poe's Law and the Search for Kerygmatic Efficacy." D'oh!
For a really creepy page, try this 'un.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 11/06/2007 : 02:02:04 [Permalink]
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Oh, that's just priceless! These folks are missing their calling; they should be doing stand-up comedy in 'Vegas.
Pterosaurs indeed!
A couple of years ago, the Landover Shutdown was rumored to be the work of Chris Harper himself. The idea, it was said, was to help promote the Landover site. Whether it was true or not, it has certainly called attention to Pastor Deacon Fred (sound familiar?) and his congregation of wealthy, tithing zombies. It's so much like the Bedlam section of the real thing that Landover's Mail Box is always worth a monthly read, if only to keep track of the clueless.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
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Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 11/06/2007 : 03:15:31 [Permalink]
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I was almost sure that was a parody site.... I know I'd feel better if it was.
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 11/06/2007 : 03:18:30 [Permalink]
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I mean, seriously, Roy Moore (the fruitcake 10commandents in the courthouse guy) for governor banners?
That just screams parody.
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 11/06/2007 : 04:34:43 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dude
I mean, seriously, Roy Moore (the fruitcake 10commandents in the courthouse guy) for governor banners?
That just screams parody.
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Well, ol' Rockin' Roy's fixin' run for guv of AL on a Ten Commandments platform. It should make for great election schadenfreude, however it comes out.
I'm a little suprised that they don't have a Huckabunny for Prez banner as well.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Starman
SFN Regular
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Posted - 11/06/2007 : 06:04:56 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
It should make for great election schadenfreude, however it comes out. |
At first I read it as
..., whenever he comes out.
Well, its not like it would be a big surprise would it?
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 11/06/2007 : 11:59:48 [Permalink]
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haha!
YEah, there has been a spate of closeted gay republicans getting outed lately.
Seems like the more openly rabidly anti-gay they are, the more extreme they are in their secret life.
If old Roy is, he's likely to be caught cruising in an airport mensroom while wearing a rubber suit under womens clothing and keeping his methed up male hooker tied to the adjoining stall....
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
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On fire for Christ
SFN Regular
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Posted - 11/06/2007 : 12:36:36 [Permalink]
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| the most innaccurate thing it that adam and eve seem to be caucasian |
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pleco
SFN Addict
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Posted - 11/06/2007 : 12:40:24 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by On fire for Christ
the most innaccurate [sic] thing it that adam and eve seem to be caucasian
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Why is that inaccurate? |
by Filthy
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 11/06/2007 : 12:49:10 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by pleco
Originally posted by On fire for Christ
the most innaccurate [sic] thing it that adam and eve seem to be caucasian
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Why is that inaccurate?
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Because Adam and Eve never existed.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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On fire for Christ
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Posted - 11/06/2007 : 13:17:33 [Permalink]
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| because they would clearly be Jews |
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Best Creationist Woo, EVER!
