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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 09/10/2006 : 17:56:46 [Permalink]
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Here's a Steve Irwin joke that was posted on the net prior to his tragic death:
Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons and says, “I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my genitalia inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitalia unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.”
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval. Steve stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on the top of its head.
The croc opened his mouth and he removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
Steve stood up again and made another offer. “I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.” A hush fell over the crowd.
After awhile, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up… “I'll try it! Just don't hit me too hard with the beer bottle!”
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2006 : 18:26:25 [Permalink]
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So, Steve Irwin walks into a barb.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 09/10/2006 : 21:04:32 [Permalink]
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Some of theses jokes fall a bit flat...
Some of them actually stingk!
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METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2006 : 03:11:41 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawks
Some of theses jokes fall a bit flat...
Some of them actually stingk!
And some few of them bring forth a ray of enlightenment that shines into the hearts of the complacent.
"For lo, from deep within a storm of sand and a pulse of mighty wings shall ye recieve all that ye shall ever know."
Get the point?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2006 : 14:45:31 [Permalink]
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| As the Aussie expression goes, he has had his last barbie now... |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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